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PET RULES

Pet Rules:
 

Dear Dogs and Cats,
The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the middle of my plate and food does not stake a claim for it becoming your food and dish, nor do I find that aesthetically pleasing in the slightest.
The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack. Beating me to the bottom is not the object. Tripping me doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run. I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball when they sleep. It is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each other stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out the other end to maximize space is nothing but sarcasm.
For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. If by some miracle I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your paw under the edge and try to pull the door open. I must exit through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom for years --canine or feline attendance is not required.
The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough!
To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message on our front door:

 

 


To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Pets:
 

1. They live here. You don't.

2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture.
(That's why they call it "fur"niture.)

3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.

4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he/she is an adopted son/daughter who is short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.
 
 
 

Remember: Dogs and cats are better than kids because they:


1. Eat less

2. Don't ask for money all the time

3 Are easier to train

4. Normally come when called

5. Never ask to drive the car

6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends

7. Don't smoke or drink

8. Don't have to buy the latest fashions

9. Don't want to wear your clothes

10. Don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and...

11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children.

 

(author unknown - if anyone knows the source of this, please contact me. It was sent to me in an email, and too funny not to share - thanks Christine  : )

27 THINGS...

Dog Humor: 27 Things Dogs Must Try to Remember


(this too, was emailed to me, and I believe the source is the website address at the bottom)

   27 Things Dogs Must Try to Remember

   [ More Pet Humor ]

1.. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff even
 > >though I haven't gotten the chance to rip the bag to shreds to see what was
> > >in it.

2.. I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm
 > >lying under the coffee table.

3.. I will not roll my toys behind the fridge.

4.. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before I
> enter the house.

5.. I will not eat the cat's food, before or after they
>eat it.

6.. I will stop trying to find the few remaining pieces
>of clean carpet in the house when I am about to throw up or have an
>accident.

7.. I will not throw up in the car.

8.. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc.

9.. I will not lick my human's face after eating animal
> > >dung.

10.. "Kitty box crunchies" are not food!

11.. I will not eat any more socks and then redeposit
>them in the backyard or house depending on which end processes it first.

12.. The diaper pail is not a cookie jar.

13.. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear
>when he's on the toilet.

14.. I will not chew my human's toothbrush and not tell
>him.

15.. I will not chew crayons or pens, especially not the
>red ones, or my people will think I am hemorraging.

16.. I will not take whatever I please and hide it under
>the bed so my people can have a scavenger hunt looking for it.

17.. When in the car, I will not insist on having the
>window rolled down when it's raining outside.

18.. We do not have a doorbell. I will not bark each
>time I hear one on TV.

19.. I will not steal my Mom's underwear and dance all
>over
the backyard with it.

20.. The sofa is not a face towel. Neither are Mom and
>Dad's laps.

21.. My head does not belong in the refrigerator.

22.. I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches
>in for Mom's driver's license and car registration.

23.. I will not stand around Mom when she is cooking or
>when she is carrying her coffee, so she won't trip over me.

24.. I will not beg for food at the supper table, and
> > >especially not eat someone's food if they leave it for just a moment.

25.. I will not tear up the patio furniture, or put
>holes in the screen so I may jump in and lounge, just because I don't want to
>stay outside for more than two minutes.

26.. I will not chase the cat and knock over breakable
> > >things in the process.

27.. I will allow Mom and Dad some room and covers when
>we go to bed.

> > >             [ More Pet Humor ]
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>the
> > >public domain. If you know where this piece originated, please email me
>so
> > >that I may investigate. I always try to give credit wherever possible!
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